Mike. 26. central FL.

hope you like my blog; it might get offensive sometimes. that's life.

nothing i say or do will survive past the people who were there to witness it; so i hope and pray that God shines through all of my shenanigans.

 

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

Ways to piss me the fuck off:

thenewbornwonder:

Be an apartment complex that does absolutely nothing, fixes nothing and overall are nothing.
Say that your most quiet people living there haven’t paid the water bill when there is confirmation.
You want to fucking play ball?

schnephanie:

Garrett and I are on the way home from the show and we got Burger King French fries on the way and he’s driving so he made me squirt the ketchup packet into his mouth and then feed him fries this is love we’re the dream team

Unpopular opinion

mashkwi:

Mariage should be more like divorces.

A couple cannot get a divorce until they have lived seperate and apart from each other for a period of longer than one year.

If a couple needed to have lived together and jointly for a period of longer than one year prior to obtaining a mariage, I believe it would significantly reduce the amount of divorces and backlog in family court.

homemade is the best made
#spaveggie #starbucks #baristalife #onbreak

homemade is the best made
#spaveggie #starbucks #baristalife #onbreak

taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen