Mike. 26. central FL.

hope you like my blog; it might get offensive sometimes. that's life.

nothing i say or do will survive past the people who were there to witness it; so i hope and pray that God shines through all of my shenanigans.

 

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

(Source: birdsphere)

icantfeelmyarms:

Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”

icantfeelmyarms:

Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”

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venticupofstfup:

earloffabulousness:

silvermender:

voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

shrek is love 

beautiful

what

homework for the weekend.
#tobeapartner #baristalife #starbucks

homework for the weekend.
#tobeapartner #baristalife #starbucks

roses are gray. violets are gray. everything is gray. I am a dog
#latergram #dogger

roses are gray. violets are gray. everything is gray. I am a dog
#latergram #dogger

eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved